Here's A Recap Of Colin Jost's Funniest Jokes At The White House Correspondents' Dinner

"The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for bank fraud and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a pornstar hush money trial. AND THE RACE IS TIED!?"

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