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The following is an excerpt from the first chapter of my new book Everything is F*cked: A Book About Hope . The book comes out worldwide on May 14th. You can pre-order the book from Amazon or get a signed copy from Barnes and Noble . You can pre-order internationally from a list of vendors here . If I worked at Starbucks, instead of writing people’s names on their coffee cup, I’d write the following: One day, you and everyone you love will die. And beyond a small group of people for an extremely brief period of time, little of what you say or do will ever matter. This is the Uncomfortable Truth of life. And everything you think or do is but an elaborate avoidance of it. We are inconsequential cosmic dust, bumping and milling about on a tiny blue speck. We imagine our own importance. We invent our purpose—we are nothing. Enjoy your fucking coffee. I’d have to write it in really tiny lettering, of course. And it’d take a while to write, meaning the line of morning rush-hour custo...